Thursday, September 6, 2007

Woman Destined to be Pregnant Forever

Annie Wallace of Tucson, Arizona first discovered she was pregnant in January 2007. When her due date in early September 2007 came and went she thought she was just late. However, after consulting with her doctors it appears that it is unlikely that Ms. Wallace will ever actually give birth. The characteristics of her unique uterus have baffled the doctors. Its elasticity has no bounds and, therefore, as she ages the fetus will as well. Now, whether the fetus will grow to toddler, teenage, adult sizes is yet to be determined. Scientists are thrilled to have the opportunity to observe Annie and her unusual condition. Annie has already begun consulting with authorities as to whether she will be able to have two votes once her fetus reaches 18 years and whether she will have to abstain from alcohol until the fetus is 21 years. When asked her feelings on her unique condition Annie said, "I am just s happy that I won't be like other mothers that worry about their children when they go to school or out with friends. I will always know where my baby is," as she pats and gazes lovingly at her growing belly.

3 comments:

Mott Lacroix fam said...

You crack me up! Hang in there belly girl!

K

worldwide said...

I was a week late both times. I feel your pain, sister.

Anonymous said...

Waiting, impatiently, for any news...